My revenge

Since Natalie tried to kill me I'm going to let you know something I learned about Natalie. She decided to get her fortune told by this old man on the street. After close examination of her palm by candle light, a numerical analysis of her birthday, and consulting several ancient books he determined Natalie has had many boyfriends. I don't know if Natalie got her money's worth, but I thought it was hilarious.

Summoning the Powers of the Universe